So I'm working from home today (Friday the 13th!) and my youngest comes up to me and wants to know if I can play, here is how the conversation went:
Zane: Dad, can you play this with me (Holds up the game 'Life')
Me: No I can't I'm working, I can later tonight.
Zane: Why not now?
Me: My boss might get upset with me if I played instead of worked.
Zane: Is your boss inside your stomach?
Me (laughing): No he is in New York.
Zane: Oh.... is New York inside your stomach?
Me (laughing):No it's far away from here..... wait, are you trying to say I have a big stomach?
Zane: No daddy, you have a small stomach...
Ah kids, you never know what they are going to say! He made my day with the small stomach comment :)